I want to be on your lap right now, while you play GTA with your arms stretched beside me with your hand on the mouse and the other on the keyboard. I'll have a Next, pretend to be interested in the game, look at your baby photos or read whatever's in good reach. And I'll get bored, and want all your attention on me so I will shake my head so that the ends of my hair pierce your eyes. But you'd still be glued onto the game. And then I'd want to try it out for myself and then I get so hooked onto the game you get annoyed because I'd not let you have your turn. Yeah you'll only be annoyed because you always just let me do what I want. Probably in all my excitement, I will tip over the coffee I bought before coming over. And we end the day with prata or something.

Don't you want this